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Hideo Itami Is Out 6-8 Months As WWE’s Shoulder Injury Armageddon Continues

Sigh. If Zayn’s out too, I think they need to have Bailor v. Breeze open the show, with the winner facing Owens for the belt at the end. Also, that would give the chance for 2 different Bailor paint jobs.

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Cesaro reacts to the new Hamburglar, and it’s Fantastic

Just so, so good. I hope they push Cesaro to the moon some day.

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The Miami Herald on Sasha Banks

> As for her look, unique from head to toe with money sign medallions, thick decorative chains, cool blinder shades, dark armbands, blue painted nails, purple red hair, more specially designed jewelry, and lots of The Boss — Boss T-shirt (Legit Boss front, Banks On It back), multi-finger-wide Boss ring, Boss necklace, and even a gold banded Boss stamper to sign autographs The Boss way.

> “I’ve always known that I wanted to be different. I wanted to stand out,” she said, “so my gear is very elaborate, very blingy, very loud, because I want people to notice me, want to look like me. The Boss necklace, the ring. I want everything big.”

I know I’ve said this before, but I’m *so* read for Sasha v. Paige for the WWE “Women’s” Title.

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It’s Time for a Free Lunch, WWE

It appears that I am not the only one who is, at a minimum, *miffed* at the WWE for giving away *another* free month of the WWE Network. I’ve paid for every month since the WWE Network became available, including 4-5 months where they gave it away for free. This makes me feel pretty crappy about being one of the early adopters.

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Sasha Banks Will Be Getting Her Very Own Folksy Indie Song, Courtesy Of The Mountain Goats

This is amazing.

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Sweet (a Picture of Sasha Banks and Paige)

This is great. I cannot wait for a long Paige v. Sasha Banks program.

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Daniel Bryan Has Officially Been Pulled From Extreme Rules And It’s Time To Get Worried

This is so sad. I want to just curl up in a ball and watch Wrestlemania XXX, over and over again.

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Ric Flair Says Charlotte Could Hang With Ronda Rousey In UFC Fight

I love Charlotte. I think she’s going to be a spectacular WWE wrestler. But beat Rousey in a shoot fight? Nope.

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Rumors that Daniel Bryan To Miss Next Two WWE PPVs Due To Injuries

This PPV will have no AJ, no Paige, and no Daniel Bryan. This makes me sad.

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NXT Is on Tour for Real, Baybay

I have never been to a live wrestling event, but, if NXT came to North Carolina, I would be all over that.

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8 Things the WWE is Going to Miss about AJ Lee

I wish we could have gotten one last AJ v. Paige match to end AJ’s run.

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Daniel Bryan May Have Been Pulled From In-Ring Action Because Of A Concussion

I, obviously, don’t want Daniel Bryan hurt, but I’d much rather he have a concussion than “no neck bones.”

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A Pre-NXT Sasha Banks Match

Even early in her career, she was still the Bo$$.

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Details On What May Have Led To AJ Lee’s Retirement, And When She Told WWE She Was Done

Kind of a bummer if this is why AJ decided to hang it up.

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Dates For NXT Takeover Specials & TV Tapings For The Rest Of 2015 Revealed

Might as well put the dates for the live specials on your calendar right now:

* May 20

* August 12

* October 7

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WWE Teasing Sting vs. Undertaker, Stone Cold & Ronda Rousey At WrestleMania

All it took was one segment at this year’s Wrestlemania, and I’m completely hyped for a Ronda Rousey run in the WWE.

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Friday Wrestling Conversation: What Do You Want For The Future Of WWE Divas?

Here’s my answer to *With Spandex*’s question about what we want from the Divas Division:

* 10+ minute matches on RAW each week featuring Sasha Banks, Charlotte, Paige, Bailey, etc…;

* 20+ minute matches on PPVs featuring the same stars;

* Storylines beyond “she’s crazy”; and

* The fans to start really getting excited for Divas.

Then again, I probably could just sum things up by saying “ALL THE SASHA BANKS.”

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Physicists baffled after gravity forgets man

> The man, professional wrestler [FIRST NAME DELETED] Neville, has been forgotten by gravity on national television at least twice, sparking widespread debate among the physics community about gravity’s supposed immutability.

> “Everything we thought we knew about gravity must now be discarded,” said Leonard Wooten, one of the world’s leading theoretical physicists, who has previously published papers on the surprising elasticity of wrestling ring ropes.

I love *Kayfabe News.*

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Ronda Rousey Said She ‘Would Definitely Win’ A Fight Against The Rock

Ronda Rousey joining the WWE would fill the AJ Lee sized hole in my heart.

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Cageside Seats’ Column on AJ’s Retirement

> Her childhood idol was Lita, and a good test to see if someone has a soul is to see if they feel something in their hearts when they find that video of a tear-struck and star-struck April Mendez, still a young girl, meeting Lita at a convention…and then Lita reaching across the table and giving her a hug.

If her book is full of moments like that, it might be a really good read.