→ Physicists baffled after gravity forgets man

The man, professional wrestler [FIRST NAME DELETED] Neville, has been forgotten by gravity on national television at least twice, sparking widespread debate among the physics community about gravity’s supposed immutability.

“Everything we thought we knew about gravity must now be discarded,” said Leonard Wooten, one of the world’s leading theoretical physicists, who has previously published papers on the surprising elasticity of wrestling ring ropes.

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