Some of my favorites:
> *Affordable Care Act:* Mostly [unaffordable, uncaring, and inactive](http://hotair.com/archives/2013/07/14/california-insurance-commissioner-we-could-have-a-real-disaster-on-our-hands-with-identify-theft-fraud-and-abuse/).
> …
> *Drones:* Sophisticated, humane military tools in the hands of the right commander in chief.
> …
> *Filibusters:* Unpatriotic obstructionism begun in 2007.
> …
> *Fracking:* Produces way too much unnecessary energy and money.
> …
> *Unemployment Rate:* It depends on why you want to know.