Some of my favorites:
★Affordable Care Act: Mostly unaffordable, uncaring, and inactive.
…
Drones: Sophisticated, humane military tools in the hands of the right commander in chief.
…
Filibusters: Unpatriotic obstructionism begun in 2007.
…
Fracking: Produces way too much unnecessary energy and money.
…
Unemployment Rate: It depends on why you want to know.