→ Victor Davis Hanson breaks down the new Obama Lexicon

Some of my favorites:

Affordable Care Act: Mostly unaffordable, uncaring, and inactive.

Drones: Sophisticated, humane military tools in the hands of the right commander in chief.

Filibusters: Unpatriotic obstructionism begun in 2007.

Fracking: Produces way too much unnecessary energy and money.

Unemployment Rate: It depends on why you want to know.