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Keep it in the Fairway

> Our scene: the Lakeridge Golf Course in Reno, Nevada. An as-yet-unidentified golfer struck a ball that broke a window in the courseside home of Jeff Fleming, age 53. According to Washoe County authorities, Fleming came out of the house brandishing a shotgun and fired at two golfers on the 16th hole.

Tip for Mr. Fleming for when he gets out of jail: f you do not like golf balls thwapping the side of your house, do not buy your next house on a golf course.