Some of my favorites:
> 34\. Because the Small Business Administration estimates the price of current regulations at $1.75 trillion annually — a bigger burden than the corporate income tax.
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> 50\. Because he spent all of 2007 and 2008 imploring us to send him to Washington and, now that he has the job, he can’t stop whining about how much he hates it there.
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> 107\. For railing against money in politics while spending record amounts.
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> 151\. Because HSA funds can no longer be used to purchase over-the-counter medicines.
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> 202\. America’s Global Competitiveness ranking is down from first place to fifth.
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> 456\. The next time a candidate runs under the banner of “Yes We Can!” the American people might ask: “What, precisely?”
I will leave a review of the rest as an exercise for the reader.