Bring on the Pine Tar-nished Headlines!

As usual, the [Schadenfreude post]( on *Joy of Sox* was particularly enjoyable this morning.[^fn1]

My favorite quote, however, might come from [David Schoenfield](

> In the annals of illustrious moments in pitching history, I’m not exactly sure where Michael Pineda’s pine tar on the neck ranks … but suffice it say it was one of the lamest attempts at cheating you’ll ever see.

[^fn1]: My apologies for the headline, I have read far too much about pine tar this morning.