Twitter’s “Certified Products”

Twitter is just trolling us now right? They are not serious with this are they?[^marco]

[^marco]: If you want to see how ridiculous this post is, just read [Marco Arment’s “business-speak only” version]( An example: “We’ve summarized the program’s verticals along with example functionality to indicate features that businesses and Twitter find interesting.” What a bunch gobbledygook.